Last I looked on the map, Scooter, that tourney is in Virginia. You ceded* that along with a large chunk of territory after your Epic** loss in the War Between the States. Not trying to act like a carpet bagger*** here, but I do think that in future correspondance you should phrase things better maybe like:
"After all, that is BIG GUNZ territory, and since they own us now, maybe we can make them happy by getting off our butts and playing some Warhams!"
And don't get your hopes set too high, we might be coming on down too.)
PS. I made up a glossary below for the words you might be unfamiliar with. Just part of the helpful re-education you will continue to get from us.
* gave, coughed up, rolled over and let us take it off your corpse
** BIG, huge, legendary, really really big
***your new boss, who's going to pillage heavily before going home